Founded 2011 · 13 Seasons on Record

He’s a Keeper

The complete record of the league — every champion, every rivalry, and every mark worth bragging about, kept in one place.

League AlmanacThe Great Khan Alignment

The annual 52-day period when the Khan children’s ages align exactly, running from June 14 through August 4.

52 daysJune 14 through August 4
Lineage

The Champions Club

immortality, bragging rights, and dinner in their honor

Each champion immortalizes their legacy, accomplishes something greater than becoming a parent, and earns a dinner held in their honor. The ledger records every title and each runner-up left standing at the altar.

People will say I’m crazy but I think winning championships is better than having a kid. Winning in anything in life says a lot about the character and dedication of an individual.

Anonymous Offensive Coordinator
Championship Leaderboard
The Marquee

Hall of Records

tap any record for the all-time top ten
The Query Desk

Ask the Record Book

a StatMuse-style search of the league archive

Ask about champions, rivalries, scoring, streaks, playoff runs, close losses, or schedule luck. Search champions, rivalries, scoring, streaks, playoff runs, close losses, or schedule luck.

Start with a question.Try one of the suggested prompts or ask in your own words.
Swipeable Storylines

What the Numbers Say

A rotating set of record-book interpretations. Swipe on a phone or use the arrows.

The Long Haul

All-Time Leaders

careers across all 13 seasons
Swipe to compare every career metric ›
The Long Game

Seeds & Schedule Draw

Bye Weeks Earned · Top-Two Seeds
Hard Luck · Most Points Against Per Game
Points Per Game
Playoff Appearances
Big Weeks

The High-Score Ledger

Sortable career totals for regular-season explosions and the weeks each participant had to survive on the other side of one.

Swipe to compare every high-score category ›
The Schedule Draw

The Hard Luck Ledger

Bad luck has more than one form: brutal schedules, razor-thin defeats, and the weeks when a top-three score still was not enough.

Unluckiest Seasons · Points Against Per Game
Closest Weekly Losses Ever
Close-Loss Leaderboard

A close loss is any regular-season defeat by fewer than 10 points. The table focuses on frequency and severity rather than overlapping margin buckets.

Top-Three Score, Still Lost
The Player Vault

Player Lookup

every archived selection, every owner, every draft slot

Search any player to open his complete league draft profile. The ledger lists every selection from 2013 through 2025 and keeps draft-team results separate from documented season-ending roster ownership.

The Keeper Ledger

Keeper History

season-by-season keeper classes, repeat investments, and year-end retention

Explore who each owner kept in every documented keeper season, how much draft capital each player cost, which players became repeat keepers, and whether they were still on that roster at the end of the year.

League-Wide Findings

Draft Analytics

repeat pairings, draft capital, and full-history player outcomes

Playoff rates use the full league draft history. Final-roster results remain separate, so a player is credited to the owner who actually carried him at season’s end, not automatically to the owner who drafted him.

Open the Full Draft Room
Annual Regular-Season Points Leader

The Norton–Andersen Award

a scoring honor, separate from the league championship
This is not the league title. The Norton–Andersen Award recognizes the participant who scores the most points during the regular season, regardless of playoff finish.
Annual Norton–Andersen Recipients
Swipe to compare total points and scoring average ›
Most Norton–Andersen Awards
Lowest-Scoring Regular Seasons
January Football

The Playoff Vault

the defining postseason runs, then every game ever played
Greatest Individual Postseason Runs · Total Points
Greatest Individual Postseason Runs · PPG
January Careers

All-Time Playoff Scoring

Career postseason production across every playoff appearance. Sort by total points, scoring average, games played, or wins.

Swipe to compare every playoff metric ›
The Cruel Side of January

Playoff Bad Luck

Most Career Playoff Points Against

Close playoff losses are defeats by fewer than 10 points. Sort by total exposure, per-game exposure, worst draws, or the narrowest postseason loss.

Swipe to compare every playoff-luck metric ›
Toughest Close Playoff Losses
Worst Draws · Lost to the Highest Score of the Playoff Round

A separate measure of postseason bad luck: the losses where the opponent posted the highest score of that playoff week. A finals loss qualifies because the championship game is the only matchup in that round.

Every Playoff Game · Sorted by Score
The full postseason archive
Swipe for full game details ›
The Rivalry Desk

Head-to-Head

pick any two owners — regular season & playoffs combined
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The Personal Scorecards

Best & Worst Matchups

Each active participant’s strongest and weakest head-to-head record against another active participant. Regular season and postseason games are combined.

Swipe for the full active-owner matrix ›
Heaters & Skids

Streaks & Runs

consecutive results, regular season & playoffs
The Archive

Season by Season

the story, the regular-season table, the bracket, and every week
The War Room

Draft Room

thirteen draft boards, keeper decisions, roster outcomes, and player history

Choose a season, then move between the complete draft board, roster outcomes, keeper history, and player legacies. For league-wide findings, use the separate Draft Analytics section.

Browse every season from 2013 through 2025. The league adopted keeper rules in 2014, and the first keepers entered the 2015 draft.

The Commissioner’s Desk

League Write-Ups

private archive for previews, recaps, and keeper-room history

The public record book stays open. The write-ups, source files, and keeper-room attachments live behind a password-protected archive.

Protected Archive
Commissioner’s Desk

Open the private archive to read the 2024 and 2025 write-ups and view the 2023 keeper materials.

The Founding Document

The Constitution

ratified September 13, 2025
Preamble

Founded in 2011 by Joshua Hall and stewarded since 2023 by Gordon Kessler, He’s a Keeper (formerly She’s a Keeper) has grown from humble beginnings in a fraternity house living room to a league that matters more than the rest. On this 13th day of September 2025, we codify our rules to capture the evolution of recent years. We affirm a league that is fiercely competitive, proudly historic, and a bit of a soap opera — so that it matters to every member for years to come.

The Purse · $160 per Team