He’s a Keeper, est. 2013
The record book
People will say I’m crazy but I think winning championships is better than having a kid.
Winning in anything in life says a lot about the character and dedication of an individual.
Anonymous Offensive Coordinator
2026 season
Standings
This week
Scores stay blank until the week is final.
Results
Every 2026 game so far.
Rest of the schedule
2026 trades
Transaction wire
Every 2026 add, drop and trade, newest first.
Season by season
The story, the regular-season table, the bracket, and every week.
The Playoff Vault
The defining postseason runs, then every game ever played.
Greatest postseason runs
All-time playoff scoring
Career postseason production across every playoff appearance. Sort by total points, scoring average, games played, or wins.
Playoff bad luck
The cruel side of January.
Close playoff losses are defeats by fewer than 10 points. Sort by total exposure, per-game exposure, worst draws, or the narrowest postseason loss.
A separate measure of postseason bad luck: the losses where the opponent posted the highest score of that playoff week. A finals loss qualifies because the championship game is the only matchup in that round.
Every playoff game
Both sides of all 65 postseason games, every score ranked.
The Norton–Andersen Award
The annual regular-season points leader. A scoring honor, separate from the league championship.
Awards
Every season’s hardware in one place: the title, the best regular-season record, and the Norton–Andersen Award.
Hall of Records
The marquee marks. Tap any record for the all-time top ten.
The Record Book
More leaderboards from every Yahoo box score since 2013, covering what the Hall of Records and All-time leaders do not.
All-time leaders
Careers through the 2025 season.
Seeds & schedule draw
The high-score ledger
Sortable career totals for regular-season explosions and the weeks each participant had to survive on the other side of one.
The hard luck ledger
Bad luck has more than one form: brutal schedules, razor-thin defeats, and the weeks when a top-three score still was not enough.
A close loss is any regular-season defeat by fewer than 10 points. The table focuses on frequency and severity rather than overlapping margin buckets.
Streaks & runs
Win and losing streaks count regular-season games. Opponent runs are shown with and without the playoffs.
Start & sit
Who sets the best lineup: points started against the best lineup each roster could have fielded.
Ask the Record Book
A StatMuse-style search of the league archive.
Ask about champions, rivalries, scoring, streaks, playoff runs, close losses, or schedule luck.
What the numbers say
A rotating set of record-book interpretations. Swipe on a phone or use the arrows.
Trades
Transactions
Every add, drop, waiver claim and trade since 2013, counted by manager and by season.
Draft Room
Fourteen draft boards, confirmed keepers, and player history. Choose a season, then move between the complete draft board, roster outcomes, keeper history, and player legacies.
Browse every draft from 2013 through 2026. The league adopted keeper rules in 2014, and the first keepers entered the 2015 draft.
Draft analytics
Repeat pairings, draft capital, and full-history player outcomes.
Playoff rates use completed seasons through 2025. The 2026 draft is included in selection and keeper history. Final-roster results remain separate, so a player is credited to the owner who actually carried him at season’s end, not automatically to the owner who drafted him.
Open the full Draft RoomKeeper history
Season-by-season keeper classes, repeat investments, and year-end retention. Explore who each owner kept in every documented keeper season, how much draft capital each player cost, which players became repeat keepers, and whether they were still on that roster at the end of the year.
Player lookup
Every archived selection, every owner, every draft slot. Search any player to open his complete league draft profile. The ledger lists every selection from 2013 through 2026 and keeps draft-team results separate from documented season-ending roster ownership.
The Champions Club
Immortality, bragging rights, and dinner in their honor.
The rafters
The 2023 championship is marked as the most contested title in league history.
Ring count
Every manager who has played in a title game. Ties go to the most recent final.
Title game records
Every championship game since 2013.
Title-game box scores
The top three starters on each side of every final.
Managers
Sixteen managers have held a franchise. Pick one for the full file: record, hardware, rivals, trades and draft habits.
Head-to-head
Pick any two owners. Regular season and playoffs combined.
Best & worst matchups
Each active participant’s strongest and weakest head-to-head record against another active participant. Regular season and postseason games are combined.
Timeline
From a fraternity-house living room in 2013 to the 2026 season, one year at a time.
The Constitution
The founding document, ratified September 13, 2025.
Founded in 2013 by Joshua Hall and stewarded since 2023 by Gordon Kessler, He’s a Keeper (formerly She’s a Keeper) has grown from humble beginnings in a fraternity house living room to a league that matters more than the rest. On this 13th day of September 2025, we codify our rules to capture the evolution of recent years. We affirm a league that is fiercely competitive, proudly historic, and a bit of a soap opera — so that it matters to every member for years to come.
Us Weekly
Power Rankings
League write-ups
The Commissioner’s Desk: a private archive for previews, recaps, and keeper-room history.
The public record book stays open. The write-ups, source files, and keeper-room attachments live behind a password-protected archive.
Open the private archive to read the 2024 and 2025 write-ups and view the 2023 keeper materials.